| Welcome to one of the most popular sections to Namaste's website. Since its conception, "Say What?!" has recieved a great number of visits. This year it's back again, and if I may be cliché for a moment, better than ever. So what is this site anyway?
An integral part of every club is the stupidity and antics that go around in the background. This section will feature the occasional stupid remark by one of our club members, or simply something humorous quoted out of context. Everyone goofs up once in a while, but the Officer Corps, club members, and myself found these statements and conversations to be particularly entertaining. If you have a funny remark that one of your friends made, or remember something stupid somebody else said, please send it to me. My humble desire is to humiliate as many people as possible.
The age of Dyuti
The age of Nitin
The age of Monica
Once upon a time...
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Nihaar said it...
Yes well Apurva you show up late to my house to
pick me up. You come and you're like "tak tak we're
here!"
~Apurva
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Aditya and I are having a discussion about basketball:
apalepu23: its a good thing ur keeping ur head out and mind open now for these kinds of things
apalepu23: cuz after i pull of the "of the heezay fo sheezay" on u..ull be so dizzy..that ur mind would be doin crazier stuff than u would to ur girlfriend!!!
apalepu23: hahah
apalepu23: i should do stand up
Oh snap.
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Anirudh shows up to the special Navratri-themed Namaste meeting and immediately notices Nitin hanging the Ravana piñata to the ceiling.
Anirudh: Wow. You know that we really look Mexican when even the club president is getting confused.
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Anirudh S. was talking about bhangra at the first Namaste meeting, and naturally I tried to recruit him for International Night. I find it rather amusing how I finally convinced him to consider it.
Sumit: So, are you going to do the Guys Dance?
Anirudh: Hmm, I dunno. I actually haven't performed bhangra since I was 5.
Sumit: Yeah, when you're 5 and dancing bhangra, you pick up all the Aunties. When you're a teenager you pick up all the Indian girls.
(Anirudh's face lights up)
That's right, guys. Learn to dance. I promise you won't regret it.
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Nitin, Rohan, and I were heading to a graduation party fashionably late...
Rohan: Hey, does the party start at 6 or 6:30?
Nitin: Why does it matter? It's an Indian party.
Rohan: Come on, Nitin. We need to know whether to get there at 8 or 9.
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Naren and I were having a conversation on religion, when Naren made an interesting point that quickly turned really, really sketchy.
closesesame001: you know how according to most religions people of other religions are going to hell
closesesame001: well, that means everyone's going to hell
maniac7249: so
maniac7249: we can all be
maniac7249: nice
maniac7249: and
maniac7249: toasty
maniac7249: together...
maniac7249: ok that sounded wrong
closesesame001: whoa
closesesame001: thats disturbing
closesesame001: sounds like fun though
Woah there Naren. TMI.
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During a heated debate led by Mrs. Nayak regarding the caste system, Naren accidentally let slip a bit of information he probably should have kept to himself...
Naren: The caste system is, as a matter of fact, still present in India. In fact, I was on Shaadi.com the other day, and it asked for my caste and even my subcaste!
Mrs. Nayak: And what were you doing on Shaadi.com...?
Naren: ...
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At Asawari's house during Couples Dance practice, Mrs. Nayak made a suggestion that was interpreted rather humorously.
Nitin: We're missing two guys.
Mrs. Nayak: How about having two girls dance together on the side without guys?
Aanchal: Hmm, okay. A modern couple.
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It appears that once in a while TJ students can crack under the stress. A prime example:
apalepu23: ILL TAKE A DOZEN
apalepu23: BEAR
apalepu23: ON
apalepu23: PENCIL
maniac7249: r u feelin ok?
apalepu23: OMG
apalepu23: GET AWAY
apalepu23: NOOOO
apalepu23: STOP
apalepu23: OMG
apalepu23: GET AWAYYYY
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I've been struggling with this logic problem that Aditya presented to me the other day. If anyone figures it out, let me know.
apalepu23: well...lets say
apalepu23: person a goes to person bs house and person c goes to person as house...person a isnt there cuz hes at person bs house and person b goes to person ds house cuz person z = person m; so if person t eats person u, does person a see person x
apalepu23: this is a serious question
maniac7249: ummm...
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In Namaste, we often have minor quarrels of the superiority of different Indian races. Sometimes they turn out to be pretty amusing...
Navdeep: Come on, I'm talking about REAL Punjab, not ::scoff:: Chandigarh!
Devraj: What? Oye!
Vivek: See this is exactly what I'm talking about Sunny, reason number one Sindhis are better than Punjabis: we don't point at each other and yell "Oye!"
Sunny: We point at each other and we say "Bling, bling."
Vivek: Yeah and we point at our cars and watch them go "Beep Beep."
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Padam has never failed to amuse us all here at Namaste. Here's a rather amusing conversation between me and "P-Dawg" himself.
Padam: You know one thing I've always wanted is to be able to dance, like really dance. You know that video "PONY" by Ginuwine? I have that video on my computer and I watch it over and over in slow motion... people think I'm gay, but I just wanna learn how to dance.
Vivek: Ummmm.... ok... |
Ms.Stevens: Do you spell 'recognize' with an 's' or a 'z'?
Someone: With a 'z'.
Rohit: I don't know how to spell. That's why I failed the PSAT.
George: Spelling on the PSAT?
Rohit: Shut up. |
Sankun3: tell me padam, and answer honestly
PStahlz: ok
Sankun3: why am i such an incredibly attractive, as well as ridiculously smart person?
Sankun3: i mean, you'd think that so many good traits bunched up into one human being should be illegal...
PStahlz: ummm
PStahlz: ion'tknow
PStahlz: what are you atlking about
Sankun3: it's okay if you're flabbergasted by the amount of charm and charisma i have
Sankun3: and i'll further understand if you refuse to answer based on the deep, hidden attraction you have for me
Sankun3: i know it probably makes you uncomfortable
I think Padam's reactions just make everything that much more humorous. |
So Matt and I are having a pleasant conversation about how he cancelled some MUN trip, when he breaks out with the insults...
V C exchange: Also, I was able to make up for the loss of the CA visit by scheduling a visit with your mom.
V C exchange: Course...her waiting list is pretty long
V C exchange: I was pretty honored, though, to be able to sign my name right next to "William J. Clinton"
Sankun3: Couldn't get any other chick, aye?
V C exchange: oooo
Sankun3: Hehe, it's getting ugly
Sankun3: I think I'd love to be a woman for the catfights alone
Sankun3: Reason #981283 I should be a lesbian |
PStahlz: kofi anan sounds like indian food |
I almost managed to start a rant here, but Pooja shut me up pretty quickly. Fortunately, she did it with style:
Sankun3: why am i such a genius? i mean, come on, it kinda seems unfair that my brain is so advanced.
SugarDrgn5: lol...its cuz....uhhh...
SugarDrgn5: u got more brains than u did height :-) |
Senior Padam Bhatia deserves the prestigious Gangsta of the Year Award. Here's what our resident thug said recently:
PStahlz: do u know of any good dance music?
moneyfella16: sorry
moneyfella16: i listen but dunt know of any
PStahlz: don't worry...i found it
moneyfella16: k
PStahlz: ...don't let this get around...i hafta maintain my thuggish standards
Don't worry, Padam, we won't tell anybody, we promise. |
SugarDrgn5: yeah i gotta get play ;-)
Personally, I think if Pooja wanted play, she probably knows where to get it. Ahem. |
At a Namaste party, Sumeet decided to introduce his cousin to our crowd. Apparently she was well recieved. Sumeet, I hope you send your cousin the link to this site. She should know how much her "appearance" was appreciated by Manav Singla and Bobby Narang. (Dear Sumeet's cousin: Avoid them at all costs. Or carry mace.)
Bobby:
...and sumeet, please bring your cousin again! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
Manav:
yes... i definitely agree. Summeet, Please bring your
cousin she has a very "nice". She has very good
"personality".
P.S. By all that I mean - DAMN SHES HOT!
Ah, yes, the impeccable subtlety of the freshman. The paragon of tact, these two. Wipe the drool off your chins, guys. |
When good girls go bad:
Arthi: "I'm the best stripper"
Uttered by Arthi Srinivasan to Navdeep Singh. See, back in India, when a girl liked a guy, she'd usually blush look down coyly. But that "I'm the best stripper" works too. |
At a recent party held by Padam Bhatia, our dedicated president said the following:
Sumeet: "Hey, why is my crotch ringing?"
Now, this quote has a very logical explanation to it. However, I'm not going to put it online, and I'll let you figure out by yourself what actually happened. |
Most people don't know that Ashul Govil (DiosDe2) is very philisophical. He got on a rant once, and concluded with his sage view on life and the universe:
DiosDe2: i hear short men are great at making love
Who thinks Ashul will be the next Thoreau? I do, I do! Just as a sidenote, I got this quote from Sajal (below) who's very supportive of my endeavor to humiliate all the Indian kids in school. Ashul found out, and expressed his concern in a meek, mild-mannered fashion:
DiosDe2: u use anythin she sends u
DiosDe2: and i'll kill both of u
DiosDe2: !!!
Sankun3: What?
Sankun3: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my connection isn't good
DiosDe2: BOO
Sankun3: You're all staticky, speak louder
DiosDe2: aite thas it
DiosDe2: i'm comin over there and kickin your ass
Sankun3: What? You're coming over here and fishing for bass? |
"Nothing says 'I love you' like cold hard cash." - Sajal Tanna
Women...
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